1. You fish out a camera you've never used before, not even knowing if it works.
2. A quick rummage in the fridge and you find an expired roll of Solaris colour film.
3. You go out in heavy snow.
4. You soup the film in b&w developer that's been sitting in the canister for weeks with absolutely no idea of how long the developer needs.
5. You are thrilled with the results.
