Today is exactly thirteen weeks since Luna came, and because thirteen is a good number and I want to celebrate, I have made a list of thirteen things that make up her strange personality (dogality?) quirks:
* Her muzzle is too short for her stupidly large tongue and so it always spills out when she's sleeping, making her look idiotic
* Also when sleeping she lies on her back with her back legs up on the furniture, the wall, Arthur, our legs etc
* Guards the bin and would defend it with her life if needed
* In a staring-down contest, she will attack starting with your nose, then ears and hair. All us girls now have nicely split ends
* The only dog I've ever known that actually does chase (and catch) it's tail. She runs round and round in a circle holding onto it and whining. The evidence.
* Relentlessly winds up the obnoxious and aggressive terrier dog next door while wagging her tail
* licks the guinea pig, the more he squeaks the rougher she gets
* Although she's always frantic at her impending meal she then lies down to eat it, takes her time
* We did an IQ test. She couldn't work out the treat was under the cup, even though Arthur showed her how to do it again and again. She couldn't work out how to get out from under a blanket either. Officially thick
* When I take her for a walk she has to sniff Arthur while he cocks his leg and always gets pee on her head, so I have to wash her face when we get home
* Also while out walking she barks at nothing, straining at lead and yelping at the air
* Steals loo roll off the holder, eats it all including the inside cardboard roll
* Is the 5th dog I've had and is by a long, long way the cuddliest, most affectionate one ever
Yep, she's a good one.